{"product_id":"3-american-cranks-a-satire-in-three-voices-paperback","title":"3 American Cranks: A Satire in Three Voices - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eR. L. Feliciello\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAmerica is downtown earth and will not be ignored. Yet the question lingers: the last best hope of earth or the land that Satan blessed? \u003cem\u003e3 American Cranks \u003c\/em\u003etakes you on a satirical roller coaster tour of the best and worse of the Land of the Free and the Homeless and, when that breathless ride comes to a sudden stop and you wobble away, you will be primed to give forth an opinion of your own on the matter, if you are not too dizzy.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThree eccentric American outsiders bare their souls and air outlandish opinions about personal sanity in today's America gone haywire. An irreverent satirical romp, shying away neither from the underside nor the persistent promise of America.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eLaughter rings out on the steps of the Jefferson Memorial when street preacher\/soapbox orator D. C. Washington steps up to transform the lunchtime crowd into his congregation and delivers a string of delightfully outrageous sermonettes on life and love in America under the reign of the One Percent.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eMeanwhile at the rear of the congregation a shy, sex-starved college freshman is thrilled to discover that the distant brunette standing just inches away is, like him, holding a copy of Edgar Allan Poe's \u003cem\u003eThe Philosophy of Furniture\u003c\/em\u003e. So begins a madcap mix of all-in-their-heads courtship and all-out war between the sexes, interwoven with the witty truth-telling of D. C. Washington on race in America, Wall Street, Inequality, the disappearing Muddled Class, and the need to Declare Your Independence.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eOn his way to explaining why the black man is the only 100% American, the street preacher\/soapbox orator declares, \"Hello, my fellow slaves. We used to pick cotton now we pick dollars, and the necktie is the new shackle. My name is D. C. Washington, and I cannot tell a lie.\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe college freshman confesses his titanic failures to break the ice with the opposing sex. \"The trouble with females is they are not thinking about sex all the time.\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eA young brunette of bristling intelligence lambasts the fraud of male superiority. \"Marriage? I refuse to spend my days as a trophy wife in a trophy case, gathering dust. I believe I can do more with my intelligence than pair socks.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 172\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.4 x 8 x 5.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 18, 2016\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47486833721522,"sku":"9780997411706","price":16.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3891\/1666\/files\/8d1646c9949ee18497274a91ea7fa03d.webp?v=1779320173","url":"https:\/\/box.dadyminds.org\/products\/3-american-cranks-a-satire-in-three-voices-paperback","provider":"DADYMINDS BOX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}