{"product_id":"50-shades-of-coq-a-parody-cookbook-for-lovers-of-white-coq-dark-coq-and-all-shades-between-paperback","title":"50 Shades of Coq: A Parody Cookbook For Lovers of White Coq, Dark Coq, and All Shades Between. - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eE. L. Poppycock\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eA. Fowlpun\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"These damn things are as hot as a stiff cock.\" - JULIA CHILD\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAs one of the most famous coq-handlers of all time, Mrs. Child should know what she's talking about.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eA F Owlpun's \"\u003ci\u003e50 Shades of Coq\u003c\/i\u003e\" promises to be one of the \u003cb\u003emost loved and wholesome family books to appear since \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e50 Shades of Grey\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIt contains recipes. Many recipes. Some say too many. They all seem to contain chicken, or \u003cb\u003eas the French like to titter, \"Coq.\"\u003c\/b\u003e Why anyone would want to cook at home is beyond me, but if you do, then this is the book for you. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eOr for a friend. It's better if you \u003cb\u003egive it to a friend and let them do the cooking\u003c\/b\u003e. That way you win some points and get a free meal out of it. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eHere's an idea: Want to make a lot of friends? Then give a bunch of people a copy of this book. Make sense? I knew you'd see the wisdom in this suggestion.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIf you're ready to blah blah manipulative sales words go here, \u003cb\u003ethen buy many of these books today\u003c\/b\u003e. The button is up on this page somewhere. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor those of you with absolutely NO imagination, here's what you can use it for: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny cookbook for adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDirty cookbooks for adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite elephant book for adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite elephant gag gifts for adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGag gift for women\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDirty santa gift for coworkers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChristmas gifts for women\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny bachelorette gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBachelorette gifts for bride\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGifts for kitchen\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHilarious gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny gifts for women friend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eStill here. Whatcha waiting for, a medal?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 132\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.31 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 18, 2015\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47430660391090,"sku":"9781515142027","price":20.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3891\/1666\/files\/ZPth2hXUAS9781515142027.webp?v=1783256363","url":"https:\/\/box.dadyminds.org\/products\/50-shades-of-coq-a-parody-cookbook-for-lovers-of-white-coq-dark-coq-and-all-shades-between-paperback","provider":"DADYMINDS BOX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}