{"product_id":"awesome-sh-t-my-drill-sergeant-said-wit-and-wisdom-from-americas-finest-hardcover","title":"Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said: Wit and Wisdom from America's Finest - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDan Caddy\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe official tie-in book to the wildly popular Facebook page, featuring brand-new crazy, off-the-wall, outrageously funny, and downright \"awesome\" pearls of wisdom from real-life drill sergeants and instructors from all branches of the military.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSweat dries. Blood clots. Bones heal. Suck it up, buttercup.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter returning fromhis deployment in Afghanistan, Dan Caddy began tradingswapping great drill sergeant stories by e-mail with fellowother combat veterans--an exchange with friends that quicklywould greow into the viral the dedicated online Facebook sensationpage:, \"Awesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said..\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut Wwhat began as a place to swap outrageous one-liners and brutal truths comedic quickly outlet has evolved into a powerful robust online community and support network--one that k that now raisesconducts fundsraisers for and donates to military charities, supports has helped veterans struggling with PTSD, and has, and other issues, and on numerous occasions, literally saved lives.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow, Caddy shares even more jaw-dropping, laugh-out-loud, and surprisingly insightful more great DS stories--stories, many of them never before publishedost never before seen--in this humorous collection. Often profane, sometimes profound, yet always entertaining, these rants and recollections from real life soldiers are interspersed with lively sidebars, Top 10 lists, stories from fans, one-liners, and much more.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor anyone who has suffered a hard-ass manager (in uniform or not), \u003cem\u003eAwesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said\u003c\/em\u003e will add a much neededmuch-needed dose of humor to the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFront Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome to basic training, soldier.\u003cbr\u003eNow meet your worst nightmare . . . your drill sergeant.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEven if you've never served in the military, you know the drill sergeant. The mere sight of his fatigues and the iconic Round Brown campaign hat strikes fear into the bravest of hearts. Drill sergeants inflict pain, demand discipline, and aren't afraid of power, aggression, and using fear as a motivational tool. But unless you've witnessed one firsthand with your face in the mud doing pushups, you might not know one other fact . . . drill sergeants are some of the FUNNIEST people on the planet!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter his deployment in Afghanistan, Dan Caddy began swapping great drill sergeant stories by e-mail and social media with other veterans. Now, in \u003cem\u003eAwesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said\u003c\/em\u003e, Caddy shares the best-of-the-best quotes, one-liners, stories, and top-ten lists--proving once and for all that drill sergeants are the world's most underrated comedians and philosophers. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you have ever suffered a hard-ass manager (in uniform or not), these often profane, sometimes profound, yet always entertaining rants from real life soldiers will add a much-needed dose of humor to your day. Now stop laughing and drop and give me fifty. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome to basic training, soldier.\u003cbr\u003eNow meet your worst nightmare . . . your drill sergeant.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEven if you've never served in the military, you know the drill sergeant. The mere sight of his fatigues and the iconic \"Round Brown\" campaign hat strikes fear into the bravest of hearts. Drill sergeants inflict pain, demand discipline, and aren't afraid of power, aggression, and using fear as a motivational tool. But unless you've witnessed one firsthand with your face in the mud doing pushups, you might not know one other fact . . . drill sergeants are some of the FUNNIEST people on the planet!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter his deployment in Afghanistan, Dan Caddy began swapping great drill sergeant stories by e-mail and social media with other veterans. Now, in \u003cem\u003eAwesome Sh*t My Drill Sergeant Said\u003c\/em\u003e, Caddy shares the best-of-the-best quotes, one-liners, stories, and top-ten lists--proving once and for all that drill sergeants are the world's most underrated comedians and philosophers. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you have ever suffered a hard-ass manager (in uniform or not), these often profane, sometimes profound, yet always entertaining rants from real life soldiers will add a much-needed dose of humor to your day. Now stop laughing and drop and give me fifty. \u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 192\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.8 x 7.2 x 5.2 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 09, 2015\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47457831551154,"sku":"9780062351968","price":20.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3891\/1666\/files\/DN31SvYEXs9780062351968.webp?v=1783016896","url":"https:\/\/box.dadyminds.org\/products\/awesome-sh-t-my-drill-sergeant-said-wit-and-wisdom-from-americas-finest-hardcover","provider":"DADYMINDS BOX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}