{"product_id":"because-i-fucking-said-so-paperback","title":"Because I Fucking Said So - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMargarita\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator), \u003cb\u003eLiam James Leaven\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Parenting humor at its best.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e-San Francisco Book Review\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"The author displays deft comic skill . . .\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e-Kirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eBecause all those internet parenting tips CAN be wrong.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhen your little angel uttered that first, precious word, you ran scrambling for the camera. But it didn't take long for them to discover and then wield with abandon every parent's most feared word in the English language... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"WHYYYY!?\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Why can't we stay?\" \"Why can't we go?\" \"Why not one more?\" \"Why not right now?\" \"Why, why, why...?\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis adult bedtime book is for the parent in your life who's gripping onto the last threads of their sanity. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eBecause when no answer is good enough...\u003cbr\u003eAnd the questions just won't stop...\u003cbr\u003eOnly one response will do...\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"BECAUSE I F**KING SAID SO!\"\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIrreverent, heartwarming, and snort-inducingly hilarious, \u003ci\u003eBecause I Fucking Said\u003c\/i\u003e So is a rhyming picture book for adults that captures the essence of parenthood: A rollercoaster ride of joy and exhaustion, triumph and frustration, and ultimately, love.\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 36\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.09 x 8.5 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e August 28, 2024\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47456114147506,"sku":"9798990471641","price":16.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3891\/1666\/files\/5099da96c5b852a4fa3d27066e162739.webp?v=1778865861","url":"https:\/\/box.dadyminds.org\/products\/because-i-fucking-said-so-paperback","provider":"DADYMINDS BOX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}