{"product_id":"call-me-dragon-paperback","title":"Call me Dragon - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMarc Secchia\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCall me Dragon. It's the last thing you'll ever do.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlitz the Devastator has never done a decent day's devastating in his life. Fireless, artistic and shunned by his Dragon Clan, he struggles to pillage even the meanest village. A future full of misery and failure beckons.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis much is true until the day the burly brown Dragon successfully - imagine that - kidnaps the Princess Azania. As a black Princess of T'nagru, this spirited beauty is by definition the most unforgettable woman in the seventeen realms. Knights errant, men-at-arms and sundry Princes expire at her feet in drivelling worship.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, they all want his scaly head on a platter shortly thereafter. Goes with the territory.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo Blitz's consternation, the royal nuisance refuses to behave herself and be a typical pampered Princess. With humour, unconventional flair and the odd stomp of her diminutive slipper, she sets out to reform her Dragon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne question remains. Who will save the Dragon from the Princess?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 438\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.97 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 08, 2020\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47412431880370,"sku":"9798577803025","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3891\/1666\/files\/8832b7d39c7921354cd74d8213c11914.webp?v=1778321144","url":"https:\/\/box.dadyminds.org\/products\/call-me-dragon-paperback","provider":"DADYMINDS BOX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}