{"product_id":"clown-a-horror-short-story-paperback","title":"Clown: A Horror Short Story - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJason Brant\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e As the world frets over a rash of clown sightings, Elle Bourdain laughs. After being hired by a movie studio to promote the upcoming horror film, CLOWN, Elle starts an advanced advertising campaign. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Her agency hires actors in dozens of metropolitan areas to dress like clowns and frighten people. The campaign goes viral as schools shutdown, children refuse to play outside, and adult paranoia skyrockets. Elle basks in the glory of her professional victory... until she encounters a horrifying clown of her own. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e And then the laughter stops.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eJASON BRANT is an anagram for Bas Trojann, a former Bigfoot hunter who, after being abducted (and subsequently returned) by aliens, decided to hang up his ghillie suit and enter the world of professional arm wrestling. Despite back-to-back first place finishes in the South Dakota World International Championship League, Bas receded from athletics to invent cheese and give Al Gore the initiative to create the internet. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Nearly a decade after writing the bestselling self-help series, Tomato Soup and Grilled Cheese (Cut into Four Pieces) for the Soul, Bas has left his life of notoriety and critical acclaim behind him to write existential, erotic poetry. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e His wife washes their clothing on his abs.\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 64\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.15 x 7.99 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 27, 2016\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47428660494514,"sku":"9781539769538","price":8.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3891\/1666\/files\/c637e80ff4d4c1133c588c89fad0c170.webp?v=1778544582","url":"https:\/\/box.dadyminds.org\/products\/clown-a-horror-short-story-paperback","provider":"DADYMINDS BOX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}