{"product_id":"i-need-a-new-butt-paperback","title":"I Need a New Butt! - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDawn McMillan\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eRoss Kinnaird\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"A silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end \" -- Norman Public Schools \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e A young boy suddenly notices a big problem -- his butt has a huge crack  So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book -- no ifs, ands, or butts about it  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \"I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly and funny ... the perfect kid-combo.\" -- Storywraps\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA young boy suddenly notices a big problem--his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book--no ifs, ands, or butts about it!\u003cbr\u003eDover (2014) republication of the edition originally published by Oratia Media Ltd., Auckland, New Zealand, 2012.\u003cbr\u003eSee every Dover book in print at\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ewww.doverpublications.com\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDawn McMillan writes fiction, nonfiction, poetry, and storybooks for children. She is also the author of \u003ci\u003eWoolly Wally\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eHoly Socks\u003c\/i\u003e. She lives in Waiomu, New Zealand.\u003cbr\u003eRoss Kinnaird has illustrated such children's books as \u003ci\u003e50 Body Questions\u003c\/i\u003e and the animated poem Smaller, winner of the People's Choice Award at the World Parkinson's Congress. He lives in Auckland, New Zealand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 32\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.2 x 10.8 x 8.1 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 17, 2014\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47453481697458,"sku":"9780486787992","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3891\/1666\/files\/1f58c751b58f60c5d4ef36da199fb4c2.webp?v=1778832010","url":"https:\/\/box.dadyminds.org\/products\/i-need-a-new-butt-paperback","provider":"DADYMINDS BOX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}