{"product_id":"iguanas-are-assholes-paperback","title":"Iguanas Are Assholes - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDavid L. Sloan\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIguanas Are Assholes. You Know It. We Know It. Everyone in Florida Knows It!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLooking for the perfect mix of \u003cb\u003ehumor, irreverence, \u003c\/b\u003e and a title that'll have everyone talking? \u003cb\u003eIguanas Are Assholes\u003c\/b\u003e delivers all that and more. With \u003cb\u003elaugh-out-loud commentary\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003equirky photos\u003c\/b\u003e, this book is an absolute must for anyone who's ever had a less-than-pleasant encounter with these pesky reptiles-or just loves a good gag gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGrab a copy (or two!) and watch your friend's face light up when they see the title. \u003cb\u003ePriceless.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eInside, you'll find: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA \u003cb\u003ehilarious combination\u003c\/b\u003e of words and photos that will \u003cb\u003eentertain, amuse, offend, \u003c\/b\u003e or even \u003cb\u003eintrigue\u003c\/b\u003e-depending on the reader\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe ideal gift for anyone with a \u003cb\u003esense of humor\u003c\/b\u003e and an appreciation for the absurd\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA guaranteed \u003cb\u003econversation starter\u003c\/b\u003e that's perfect for your coffee table\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePraise for \u003ci\u003eIguanas Are Assholes\u003c\/i\u003e: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Destined to become a cult classic.\" -\u003ci\u003eIguana Fancy Magazine\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Finally, a book that confirms what we've known all along.\" -\u003ci\u003eBar Tab Magazine\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Genius and idiotic. Unnerving and endearing.\" -\u003ci\u003eThe Conch Republic Tribune\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"The title alone makes this a sound investment.\" -\u003ci\u003eThe Daily Iguana\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're buying it for yourself or as the ultimate \u003cb\u003efun gift\u003c\/b\u003e for a friend, one thing is certain: \u003cb\u003eIguanas are definitely assholes\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 112\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.23 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 22, 2017\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47406573846706,"sku":"9780983167174","price":20.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3891\/1666\/files\/r5J1ynyt4v9780983167174.webp?v=1782861883","url":"https:\/\/box.dadyminds.org\/products\/iguanas-are-assholes-paperback","provider":"DADYMINDS BOX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}