{"product_id":"infinite-crab-meats-paperback","title":"Infinite Crab Meats - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eTheotis Jones\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator), \u003cb\u003eByron Crawford\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInfinite Crab meats is an all you can eat buffet of probing, insightful hip-hop journalism. It's like Crab Legs Night at an actual Chinese buffet, except you don't have to wrestle with rednecks in order to make sure you get a plate. Have as much as you'd like. Pretend you're Rick Ross.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eDiscussed in Infinite Crab Meats: \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eThe author's beef with controversial, venture capital-funded rap lyrics website Rap Genius, as discussed in the New York Times\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eRick Ross' love of decadent seafood, and its health consequences\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eThe emergence of a cottage industry built around collecting pictures of teenage girls with extremely large breasts\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eAllegations that Chief Keef was involved in the gang-related murder of fellow young Chicago rapper Lil JoJo\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eThe campaign to have XXL editor in chief Vanessa Satten fired for posting a controversial Too Short video\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eHot 97 refusing to play local New York artists, like Sean Price, and calling them \"minor league rappers\"\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eKreayshawn's occasional racist outburst on Twitter\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eSexual assault allegations against Indian-American hipster rap group Das Racist, and Indian sexual behavior more generally\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eBrian B.Dot Miller's intense debate with SPIN magazine's Jordan Sargent on whether or not white people should be allowed to write about rap music\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eSome of the many things you'll learn: \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eWhy it's impossible to subsist on a steady diet of ramen noodles\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eWhat Geek Squad really does with your computer\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eThe importance of occasionally looking up at a woman's face\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eHow much it would cost to fap to completion using the Internets at FedEx Office\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eWhy Totinos pizza rolls are superior to Totinos frozen pizza\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eThe origin of the term Black People Twitter\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eAt least two different ways to commit wire fraud\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eThe best way to talk a girl into letting you \"drop a digit\" on her\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eWhy a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell is more of a Taco Bell than a Pizza Hut\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eConsidered a sage in Iran, Byron Crawford is the founder and editor of legendary hip-hop blog ByronCrawford.com: The Mindset of a Champion and the author of The Mindset of a Champion: Your Favorite Rapper's Least Favorite Book. He blogged for XXL magazine for five years.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 182\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.39 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e February 19, 2013\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47432378941618,"sku":"9781482516432","price":17.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3891\/1666\/files\/ba6617442a3912e335a9fbf323fa3028.webp?v=1778603477","url":"https:\/\/box.dadyminds.org\/products\/infinite-crab-meats-paperback","provider":"DADYMINDS BOX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}