{"product_id":"jeff-pennants-field-guide-to-raising-happy-parents-paperback","title":"Jeff Pennant's Field Guide to Raising Happy Parents - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eKelli McKinney\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eWyndham Batton\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy don't parents come with an instruction manual?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnjoy childhood, they say.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI will. I do. Or, at least, I \u003cem\u003edid.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm over here living my best life with my best friends and science club. And in three weeks, we're going to GamerCon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSuddenly, my parents want to talk about \u003cem\u003emy choices\u003c\/em\u003e. It's so unfair. Why am I grounded for enjoying my childhood? I'm doing exactly what they said to do. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI know I'm not a parent. But I'm pretty sure 'doing what you say you'll do' is in the top five rules of parenting. It's right up there with 'feed the kid'. Just my opinion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow I've lost everything good because the grown people in my life don't make any sense.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf I can't spend time with my best friends, how do I keep them? And how do I get out of trouble when I'm not sure how I got there in the first place?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eKelli McKinney earned her bachelor's degree in journalism from the University of Oklahoma and her graduate degree in radio\/tv\/film from the University of North Texas. She enjoyed an eclectic-yet-fulfilling fifteen-year career in corporate marketing before wandering off on her own to be a freelance copywriter and children's author. She lives near Dallas, Texas but a huge piece of her heart belongs to Oklahoma.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 264\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 01, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47504893051058,"sku":"9781953743183","price":14.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3891\/1666\/files\/F4M0GUNDlm9781953743183_9a152745-d6fd-4c00-817a-97b2300069b4.jpg?v=1779516348","url":"https:\/\/box.dadyminds.org\/products\/jeff-pennants-field-guide-to-raising-happy-parents-paperback","provider":"DADYMINDS BOX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}