{"product_id":"jillian-formerly-known-as-frog-girl-by-alaina-hammond","title":"Jillian, Formerly Known as Frog Girl, by Alaina Hammond","description":"\u003cp align=\"justify\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eProse, chapbook, 36 pages, from \u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #2b00ff;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: #2b00ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/bottlecap.press\/collections\/bottlecap-features\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eBottlecap Features\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"justify\"\u003eRyan has a new girlfriend named Ruby. He also has Jillian, a girl he’s known since elementary school. Jillian is about to totally steal Ruby from Ryan! But not in a romantic or sexual way! Ruby and Jillian are best friends now, and Ryan has no choice  but to accept this new reality, bwahahaha!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"justify\"\u003eHe accepts it. He embraces it. Hilarity ensues. Tragedy also ensues. Godot makes no appearance. Such is life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"justify\"\u003eAlaina Hammond is a poet, playwright, fiction writer, and visual artist. Her poems, plays, short stories, philosophical essays, creative non-fiction, paintings, drawings and photographs have been published both online and in print. Print publications include \u003cem\u003eHavik\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eIn Parentheses\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eLitBop\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eSuperpresent\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003e[Alternate Route]\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003ePaddler Press\u003c\/em\u003e, and \u003cem\u003eRock Salt Journal\u003c\/em\u003e. Over fifty of Alaina’s original plays have been produced off-off Broadway. As a playwright, she’s probably proudest of \u003cem\u003eGoth Principal\u003c\/em\u003e. For her role as Inez in \u003cem\u003eNo Exit\u003c\/em\u003e, she was nominated for a \u003cem\u003eBroadwayWorld\u003c\/em\u003e Off-Broadway Award (Best Performance, Off Off Broadway). She holds a BA from Marlboro College and an MA from Columbia University. She lives in California with her husband and son. @alainaheidelberger on Instagram.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bottlecap Press","offers":[{"title":"Chapbook","offer_id":47543306322098,"sku":"JILLAH","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Digital Download (PDF)","offer_id":47543306354866,"sku":"JILLAHe","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3891\/1666\/files\/Jillianfront.png?v=1780355302","url":"https:\/\/box.dadyminds.org\/products\/jillian-formerly-known-as-frog-girl-by-alaina-hammond","provider":"DADYMINDS BOX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}