{"product_id":"midlife-crisis-on-infinite-earths-paperback","title":"Midlife Crisis on Infinite Earths - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSamson Brown\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere once was another me who lived on another world.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe made all the same choices except he married a different girl.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe was a monster a literal shape changing demon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWho only wanted the life found in his semen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2 kids later her love turned to scheming.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne day while he slept she sawed his head off.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSince the children were demonic half breeds they gnawed his legs off.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHis death was necessary you understand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn order to achieve this place of honor on the back cover of the book you now hold in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eP.S You know want to take this tour. Come inside enjoy the ride. I'm Samson Brown and I'm your tour guide.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 102\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.24 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 02, 2024\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47403292131506,"sku":"9798889605966","price":16.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3891\/1666\/files\/5386035c758baf298ec3c4f7c6d209e0.webp?v=1778135162","url":"https:\/\/box.dadyminds.org\/products\/midlife-crisis-on-infinite-earths-paperback","provider":"DADYMINDS BOX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}