{"product_id":"one-more-cup-of-coffee-paperback","title":"One More Cup Of Coffee - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eTom Pappalardo\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eTom Pappalardo\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFollow author Tom Pappalardo on a black coffee tour of cafes, diners, and convenience stores, as he travels the potholed side streets and witch-cursed back roads of Western Massachusetts. Grab a table and sit. Nod and smile at whatever the waitress brings you. Does it taste like a 9-volt battery dipped in old, hot Coke? Good. You're in the right place.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eLet this non-travel-guide be your companion as you: \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e* Visit cafes overrun with bespectacled and be-bearded white male writers feverishly tweeting their clever observations.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e* Eavesdrop on snippets of conversation -- perfect for swift and context-free judgment \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e* Seek the approval of old men skulking in diner booths, quizzing you on long-gone local businesses until you admit you're not a \u003cem\u003ereal \u003c\/em\u003etownie.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e* Spiral off on occasional departures from reality.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e* Angrily shake your fist at those consarned millennials with their preferred pronouns and befuddling emoji.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e* Delve into scathing social critiques of corporate coffee chains th-- OH GOD I'M BORED ALREADY.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e* Suffocate as caffeine-fueled paranoia destroys you from within.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e* Sit quietly; stare at phone.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e* Curl into fetal position on a sticky convenience store floor, between the humming refrigerator case and the high fructose sadness.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e* Have some coffee?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 156\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.33 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 06, 2016\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47448350261426,"sku":"9780998327808","price":14.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3891\/1666\/files\/0e938b7e3e93cac08dc9a74b2199f008.webp?v=1778753139","url":"https:\/\/box.dadyminds.org\/products\/one-more-cup-of-coffee-paperback","provider":"DADYMINDS BOX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}