{"product_id":"slaughtered-nursery-rhymes-for-grown-ups-hardcover","title":"Slaughtered Nursery Rhymes: For Grown-Ups - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eIan Hooper\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eMike Porter\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA collection of Nursery Rhymes for all the adults who want to know what really happened to Jack and Jill, Little Bo Peep and Doctor Foster. Not to mention what Mary was actually growing in her garden!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhen we think of a rhyme, with which we passed time, as a child in the playground at school, \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIt would be a short ditty, but much more the pity, it'd be quite mundane as a rule. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor old Jack and Miss Jill, would never speak ill, of their partner beside them in verse. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBut it caused me to wonder, if the truth we could plunder, would their actual behaviour be worse?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWould we discover, that Jill was a lover, of violence and mayhem and death?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eOr would Little Bo Peep, being fed up with sheep, curse them silently under her breath?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAnd so in this book, we'll be taking a look at the criminal lives of a few, \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eOf our favourite \"rhymees\", and I trust it will please, or at least raise a giggle or two!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 36\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.25 x 8 x 8 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 01, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47409783734450,"sku":"9781922670168","price":28.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3891\/1666\/files\/212a6bfcaa0181f64658c35b33d8be89.webp?v=1778272725","url":"https:\/\/box.dadyminds.org\/products\/slaughtered-nursery-rhymes-for-grown-ups-hardcover","provider":"DADYMINDS BOX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}