{"product_id":"soulmate-setbacks-confessions-ii-paperback","title":"Soulmate Setbacks: Confessions II - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJ. R. Mason\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHave you found your soulmate yet? Do you recall that special moment when your eyes first met?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSigh... I don't\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat I \u003cem\u003edo\u003c\/em\u003e remember is facing off against a feisty chipmunk who wanted fertility assistance, the Spirits of the Damned trying to infiltrate my home, and going six-rounds with a colossal wolf spider - topless. If that's not enough, I'm still left to contend with the contaminated dating pool where I'm drowning in shallow, frigid water.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo what exactly do a guy who I'd swear was a cannibal, a grown man dressed like a banana, and the proudly self-proclaimed \"Beat Your Meat Specialist\" have in common? Spoiler alert: they have all somehow managed to find \u003cem\u003eme\u003c\/em\u003e, despite my efforts to hide in a hole under my porch from this dating dumpster fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust when you thought one woman's savage search for a soulmate couldn't possibly offer any more insanity, I bring you Confessions II. More dating mishaps and silly life scenarios, more off-the-wall girl chat, more naughty sexploits... but still the same number of suitable prospects. (That number was zero in case you've forgotten.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*Mature Content\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 272\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.57 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e August 02, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47438499774642,"sku":"9781990724213","price":20.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3891\/1666\/files\/982d2450b3c4c5d866c3c3205ef83c7c.webp?v=1778662023","url":"https:\/\/box.dadyminds.org\/products\/soulmate-setbacks-confessions-ii-paperback","provider":"DADYMINDS BOX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}