{"product_id":"suck-it-the-artemis-necklace-series-paperback","title":"Suck It: The Artemis Necklace Series - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJ. J. Russell\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI'm Vianne Vanator and I'm an alcoholic. And, apparently, a vampire hunter.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTurns out I'm the descendant of a famous female vampire hunter. However, without a magical necklace, I don't have the same abilities my ancestor did to annihilate bloodsuckers and other supernatural beings that go bump in the night.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe problem is, I didn't know any of this until vampires tried to kill me, a vampire hunter saved me from them only to then kidnap me, and I accidentally made a deal with a hellhound.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot exactly the day I expected when I went to work this morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf I want to continue having a pulse, I need to stay one step ahead of the vampires and beat them to finding the Artemis Necklace. Luckily, I'm being helped by a pushy hellhound (who might also be okay with ripping me to shreds) and a veteran vampire hunter (who, ahem, kidnapped me).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYup. This is gonna go great.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSuck It \u003c\/em\u003efollows Vianne as she learns about her family's history as vampire hunters, comes to terms with a world full of supernatural creatures, and discovers that many of those creatures want nothing better than to see her dead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 342\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.71 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 30, 2015\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47412373258418,"sku":"9781734284621","price":14.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3891\/1666\/files\/55a723956c8d488745dcc18fc6f9b9ea.webp?v=1778320395","url":"https:\/\/box.dadyminds.org\/products\/suck-it-the-artemis-necklace-series-paperback","provider":"DADYMINDS BOX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}