{"product_id":"the-2-548-wittiest-things-anybody-ever-said-paperback","title":"The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRobert Byrne\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cb\u003eA fresh selection of sharp, witty zingers gathered from both famous and utterly unknown (but very quotable) sources, by the editor of the popular quote collection \u003ci\u003eThe 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eRobert Byrne's quote books are widely praised as authoritative and accessible sources of sayings for any and all occasions. Byrne's own wit, diligent research, and creativity combine to form a fresh go-to reference that serves readers better than Google--no Wi-Fi required. \u003ci\u003eThe 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said \u003c\/i\u003eis an all-new collection of clever quips and laugh-out-loud punch lines from Gracie Allen to Frank Zappa, on such topics as sex, divorce, religion, fashion, animals, and money: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e STEVE MARTIN: \"I'd do anything for a good body except exercise and eat right.\"\u003cbr\u003e JON STEWART: \"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.\"\u003cbr\u003e NORA EPHRON: \"Successful parents have adult children who can pay for their own psychoanalysis.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e This compilation, to be enjoyed by generations young and old, deserves a place of honor on every language lover's bookshelf.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRobert Byrne\u003c\/b\u003e is the author of seven novels, five collections of humorous quotations, seven books on billiards, and an expose of frauds in the literary world. Byrne was born and raised in Dubuque, Iowa, where he has a regular humor column in the \u003ci\u003eDubuque Herald Times\u003c\/i\u003e. Visit his website at Byrne.org.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 672\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.44 x 8.48 x 5.6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 01, 2012\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47435453464754,"sku":"9781451648904","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3891\/1666\/files\/b61d5058f0898f41a022743a206db2d2.webp?v=1778626209","url":"https:\/\/box.dadyminds.org\/products\/the-2-548-wittiest-things-anybody-ever-said-paperback","provider":"DADYMINDS BOX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}