{"product_id":"the-pizza-pyre-paperback","title":"The Pizza-Pyre - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eCharleigh Brennan\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGood to the Last Bite\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEighteen-year-old Josh Buckmilter knows what he wants: to level up his life. Go to college (+4 INT), get a steady job (+50 GOLD), and marry his dream girl, Harriet (+20 LUK). In other words, he wants a normal life, something he missed out on growing up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut college is an epic boss battle he's not ready for yet, not without some grinding. So while he saves money delivering pizzas in a car held together by duct tape and dreams, most of his thoughts center around gaming, pizza, and Harriet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs far as Josh is concerned, pizza is a goddess and Harriet is her handmaiden. Much as he wants to, he can't summon the courage to ask her out. But he's not worried. With a little more grinding, he's sure he'll get there.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUntil he gets a phone call that changes the game.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn his town, a long-abandoned mansion sits at the top of a hill. Kids sometimes sneak in with their friends for thrills, and it's known as a frequent party spot for the high schoolers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnly, it isn't abandoned anymore. Word around town is, a glamorous young couple has moved in: beautiful, suave, and wealthy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMost importantly, the new tenants are hungry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd they've called for a pizza delivery boy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 324\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.68 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 01, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47410334335154,"sku":"9781947012158","price":18.36,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3891\/1666\/files\/01e48c391f737aabd73e6fbabaef4700.webp?v=1778282548","url":"https:\/\/box.dadyminds.org\/products\/the-pizza-pyre-paperback","provider":"DADYMINDS BOX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}