{"product_id":"undead-and-unwed-paperback","title":"Undead and Unwed - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSam Tschida\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"The found-family vampire Hallmark movie I didn't know I needed.\"--Jenna Levine, \u003ci\u003eUSA Today\u003c\/i\u003e best-selling author of \u003ci\u003eMy Roommate Is a Vampire\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eBridget Jones's Diary\u003c\/i\u003e meets \u003ci\u003eWhat We Do in the Shadows\u003c\/i\u003e in this bitingly funny supernatural romance about a vampire finding herself and falling in love during the Christmas season. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTiffenie may be three hundred years old, but she's still a hot mess. The vampire is tragically single, works a dead-end job at a blood bank, and spends her nights marathoning Hallmark Channel movies with her cat. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhen Tiffenie inherits a fixer-upper home in Valentine, Vermont, thanks to a case of mistaken (okay, stolen) identity, she seizes the chance to get her life back on track. With her newly undead neighbor (it was an accident!) in tow, Tiffenie is determined to live out her holiday rom-com dreams in this picture-perfect town. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut between the mystery of her stolen identity, small-town drama, and the arrival of her insufferable vampire ex-boyfriend Vlad, getting her happily ever after with a hot Christmas tree farmer won't be easy. To uncover what she truly desires, Tiffenie must embark on a journey of self-acceptance for the first time in her immortal life. Luckily, it's never too late to start therapy.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSam Tschida \u003c\/b\u003eis the founder of Smut University and writes rom-coms and mysteries while braving the Minnesota winter. She is the author of \u003ci\u003eSiri, Who Am I?\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eUndead and Unwed\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eErrands and Espionage\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 320\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 x 7.9 x 5.2 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 28, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47368773599410,"sku":"9781683694724","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3891\/1666\/files\/yL6wLhUj3h9781683694724.webp?v=1777582674","url":"https:\/\/box.dadyminds.org\/products\/undead-and-unwed-paperback","provider":"DADYMINDS BOX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}