{"product_id":"what-the-dogs-have-taught-me-and-other-amazing-things-ive-learned-paperback","title":"What the Dogs Have Taught Me: And Other Amazing Things I've Learned - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMerrill Markoe\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAward-winning comedy writer Merrill Markoe, the slightly warped mind behind \u003cb\u003eStupid Pet Tricks\u003c\/b\u003e, is an old hand with dogs. She knows who's boss (they are) and the myriad ways a loving pet can make you feel guilty twenty-four hours a day. This new edition of Merrill Markoe's classic collection of humorous essays gives readers the choicest selections along with brand-new material. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn these razor-sharp essays, Markoe recounts her dogs' phone chats with animal communicators, her search for past lives, and her brief stint as a stun gun saleswoman. She describes the workshop that taught her how to launch an Internet porn business and another that gave proper instruction in the esoteric art of becoming a dominatrix. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eShe shares insight into what it is like to structure your day using only dog rules, how to spot a really horrible restaurant, and what it's like to have a romantic dinner with Fabio. There's even a bright side to preparing for the apocalypse: \"At last, it is time to forget about fat grams and low cholesterol.\" This enchantingly rambunctious and boundlessly enjoyable book gives you Merrill Markoe at her best. You'll devour it in one sitting (and so may your pet).\u003ch3\u003eFront Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAward-winning comedy writer Merrill Markoe, the slightly warped mind behind Stupid Pet Tricks, is an old hand with dogs. She knows who's boss (they are) and the myriad ways a loving pet can make you feel guilty twenty-four hours a day. This new edition of Merrill Markoe's classic collection of humorous essays gives readers the choicest selections along with brand-new material. \u003cbr\u003eIn these razor-sharp essays, Markoe recounts her dogs' phone chats with animal communicators, her search for past lives, and her brief stint as a stun gun saleswoman. She describes the workshop that taught her how to launch an Internet porn business and another that gave proper instruction in the esoteric art of becoming a dominatrix. \u003cbr\u003eShe shares insight into what it is like to structure your day using only dog rules, how to spot a really horrible restaurant, and what it's like to have a romantic dinner with Fabio. There's even a bright side to preparing for the apocalypse: \"At last, it is time to forget about fat grams and low cholesterol.\" This enchantingly rambunctious and boundlessly enjoyable book gives you Merrill Markoe at her best. You'll devour it in one sitting (and so may your pet).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEmmy Award-winning writer MERRILL MARKOE has authored three books of humorous essays and the novel \u003ci\u003eIt's My F---ing Birthday\u003c\/i\u003e, as well as co-authoring with Andy Prieboy the novel T\u003ci\u003ehe Psycho Ex Game\u003c\/i\u003e. She has worked as a radio host and a TV correspondent, and has written for television movies and numerous publications. She lives in Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 272\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.61 x 8 x 5.22 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 11, 2005\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47506002280626,"sku":"9780812974508","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3891\/1666\/files\/XM6sDAykc19780812974508.webp?v=1779544018","url":"https:\/\/box.dadyminds.org\/products\/what-the-dogs-have-taught-me-and-other-amazing-things-ive-learned-paperback","provider":"DADYMINDS BOX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}