{"product_id":"what-to-do-if-your-chute-doesnt-open-survivors-guide-to-the-last-days-of-the-coming-climate-inferno-paperback","title":"What to Do if Your Chute Doesn't Open!: Survivor's Guide to the last Days of the Coming Climate Inferno - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJf Carpenter\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat to Do if Your Chute Doesn't Open!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSurvivors' Guide to the Last Days of the Coming Climate Inferno\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe battle is lost. \u003cstrong\u003eNothing anyone has done has stopped the increase in global warming\u003c\/strong\u003e, and the projections tell us increased temperatures will poach much of what survives by 2050. \u003cstrong\u003eSo let's have a plan\u003c\/strong\u003e to make the best of our environment while our grandchildren can still enjoy what is ours today but probably not theirs in the future.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA lot of dedicated people all over the world are working on climate cooling, but still, temperatures escalate. We don't need another long, data-centric diatribe about what is not getting done to reverse escaping carbon. This work is a short, 8,000-word, irreverent guide written to spur the apathetic and get them to think about what they will do with the next twenty or thirty years of their lives and their children's lives-\u003cstrong\u003enow that we've decided to cook their future.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is essential to set up your \u003cstrong\u003etrips to the planet's dying places\u003c\/strong\u003e: islands, glaciers, and coral reefs. \u003cstrong\u003eForget about\u003c\/strong\u003e doing things that never did make a difference: \u003cstrong\u003eshort showers, recycling, and cutting back on burgers\u003c\/strong\u003e. Live your life as if there is no tomorrow, buy a nuclear car, drink out of plastic bottles, and wear polyester again. If you're an optimist, maybe you'll want to undertake some \u003cstrong\u003ejob training\u003c\/strong\u003e for the new tomorrow: \u003cstrong\u003espace shuttle attendant, crypt relocation, sea wall construction, cricket ranching\u003c\/strong\u003e, or above-ground sanitation worker. If the future will be miserable for the survivors, you'd better get started to be one of the folks that control the high ground so you can \u003cstrong\u003epick your neighbors.\u003c\/strong\u003e There is not as much time as you would imagine to get this done; the changes are already happening. So after years of trying to make the world a better place, \u003cstrong\u003eit's time to look defeat in the eyes and make the most of surrender.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSarcastic, impudent, and politely offensive\u003c\/strong\u003e, these pages aim to get to those who aren't reading the five hundred-page discourses on climate injustices. We need a short, hard-hitting yet entertaining presentation about the world we are giving up told in a way that maybe even my father would read. Th\u003cstrong\u003eis is a book for the masses, one to be read by politicians, business leaders, students, and everyone that needs a kick in the ass to take global warming more seriously.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 54\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.15 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 02, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47408762978482,"sku":"9798886274783","price":10.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0770\/3891\/1666\/files\/7fe6d0578c02d239436353c4a229546c.webp?v=1778252255","url":"https:\/\/box.dadyminds.org\/products\/what-to-do-if-your-chute-doesnt-open-survivors-guide-to-the-last-days-of-the-coming-climate-inferno-paperback","provider":"DADYMINDS BOX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}