The Velveteen Rabbit (Has Had Enough) - Paperback

by Nicholas T. Griffith (Author), Margery Williams (Author)

A Darkly Comic Retelling of a Children's Classic...

Everyone knows the story of the Velveteen Rabbit, who learned about love and becoming Real. This isn't that story.

Meet a velveteen rabbit who's done with the whole "love" thing. After one too many trips through the washing machine and endless nights of suffocating cuddles, this rabbit has developed some... alternative theories about nursery magic. Armed with nothing but stolen juice boxes and a growing collection of conspiracy notes, he's determined to uncover the truth about what really happens to toys when they become "Real."

Not recommended for actual children. Or particularly sensitive toys.